there is an age old tradition in school that incase someone forgets to log-off from his/her computer ... junta will send out funny emails to everyone in the class. here's a sample sent out today! and (well!) i better be careful to save embarassment and revenge...

"Hello all,
This is my cubicle. I love it. I even kiss the whiteboards with my luscious lips and wipe off all the dust from the desk. This is my cubicle and I don’t want anyone to come and write stupdid graffiti on the boards. I do not come over to your house and spray paint economics equations or silly Leading People slogans like “Better Time Management”, and “Self Development”.

I will protect my cubicle with my life. I will sacrifice my left kidney for it, hell I already gave out my right kidney to pay for the tuition.

Please respect my cubicle. I am naked. I am bald. I have a bad eyesight. I see everyone beautiful. Thats why I smile when I look at the mirror. If you don't respect any of this, contact me ... cheers
-X"